The Trolls of the Majority Report Blog
This is the Blogger Known As War Dog..
His real name is Robert. He has a wife, Katie. They have been sweethearts since 1982 when they were both intheir Senior years at Princeton; He in International Studies, she in Romance Languages.
They have three lovely children: Jennifer, 17, she'll be attending Yale in the Fall and hopes to follow her Dad in Government Service; Bradley - named after Robert's late Dad - he is 15 and looking forward to getting his drivers license so he and his dad can go for drives in his Dad's restored red 1969 Camero SS; and another daughter, Abigail - Abbie for short, she's 3 1/2 now and the apple of her Daddy's eye. Abbie's greatest wish at age 3 1/2 is to get a kitten.
Robert prefers the fellow agents call him "Rob" .. often grasping new agents by the shoulder with one hand as they are introduced - "Please - Call me Rob," he says with a disarming smilem that hides the shame and loathing he feels with every Neo Con response he posts here .. telling himself repeatedly, "I can't let them know I agree totally with what they say and think.. well.. except for that chemtrail bullshit!"
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 04:22 AM
This is the Blogger Known As Celticman. His name is Jamie, it was his Father's dying wish that he have a career in Civil Service and Jamie decided then and there that he would work to make this country safe and maintain it's greatest .. the greatest that makes him think of his dear old Dad.
Once out of Boston College with his degree in Linguistics, he did everything he could to get to the NSA .. and get he did. At the tender age of 24, he had his dream assignment - monitoring a liberal blog for terrorist activities and subversive elements. But a cruel joke was in store for Jamie .. the character he was to play would belie his superior wit and intellect by making stupid errors in posting - using "there" instead of "their" .. spelling out l*o*o*s*e*r for loser when attempting to belittle the plucky liberal posters. Every day at the NSA playing this Celticman character is like a stab to the heart - a cruel joke ruining his desire to make his dad happy to honor is last wish. It is slowly taking it's toll .. Jamie can't last for much longer without snapping... even his girlfriend Melissa has started to notice the frightening change....
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 04:37 AM
This is the Anonymous Blogger Known For His Misogynistic Tendancies. His real name is Matthew and this is a picture he hopes the NSA never sees. It was taken by his lover, Giancarlo, on the day they were to be secretly wed in San Francisco.
This was Matthews last day of happiness, for tragically Giancarlo was killed that day, his lack of English dooming him. The other pedestrians stopped when they saw the bus coming ... one even shouted at the blissfully unaware Giancarlo "Stop!! Bus!!!" But it was too late, for just then the bus (tragically driven by a Greek Woman) struck the doomed lover.
Quickly Matthew ran to Giancarlo's crumbled body in matching chartruese tux, "Damn you!!! Damn You Greek Bus Driving Lady!!!" Matthew screamed til he was hoarse. Since that day, women - especially Greek Women - have been in Matthew's sights during his surveillance work.
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 04:53 AM
This is the Blogger Known As GAP Hater. His real name is Tommy. Every night before going to bed, his aged Mother, Gertrude, straps Tommy into his special red suit with hopes he won't be able to get to the computer, much less turn it on.
Some nights Gertrude is successful, but tonight, tired after chasing her mildly retarded and relatively harmless son around during his bi-weekly "ant hunts," it was just too much to be certain that the straps were tight enough to hold him.
She could hear him giggle softly with glee as the velcro slowly made that ripping sound. Shortly afterwards, Gertrude could hear him padding towards the computer room. Her last thought as she drifted into unconsciousness, "They're Liberal .. they'll deal."
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 05:07 AM
His real name is Robert. He has a wife, Katie. They have been sweethearts since 1982 when they were both intheir Senior years at Princeton; He in International Studies, she in Romance Languages.
They have three lovely children: Jennifer, 17, she'll be attending Yale in the Fall and hopes to follow her Dad in Government Service; Bradley - named after Robert's late Dad - he is 15 and looking forward to getting his drivers license so he and his dad can go for drives in his Dad's restored red 1969 Camero SS; and another daughter, Abigail - Abbie for short, she's 3 1/2 now and the apple of her Daddy's eye. Abbie's greatest wish at age 3 1/2 is to get a kitten.
Robert prefers the fellow agents call him "Rob" .. often grasping new agents by the shoulder with one hand as they are introduced - "Please - Call me Rob," he says with a disarming smilem that hides the shame and loathing he feels with every Neo Con response he posts here .. telling himself repeatedly, "I can't let them know I agree totally with what they say and think.. well.. except for that chemtrail bullshit!"
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 04:22 AM
This is the Blogger Known As Celticman. His name is Jamie, it was his Father's dying wish that he have a career in Civil Service and Jamie decided then and there that he would work to make this country safe and maintain it's greatest .. the greatest that makes him think of his dear old Dad.
Once out of Boston College with his degree in Linguistics, he did everything he could to get to the NSA .. and get he did. At the tender age of 24, he had his dream assignment - monitoring a liberal blog for terrorist activities and subversive elements. But a cruel joke was in store for Jamie .. the character he was to play would belie his superior wit and intellect by making stupid errors in posting - using "there" instead of "their" .. spelling out l*o*o*s*e*r for loser when attempting to belittle the plucky liberal posters. Every day at the NSA playing this Celticman character is like a stab to the heart - a cruel joke ruining his desire to make his dad happy to honor is last wish. It is slowly taking it's toll .. Jamie can't last for much longer without snapping... even his girlfriend Melissa has started to notice the frightening change....
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 04:37 AM
This is the Anonymous Blogger Known For His Misogynistic Tendancies. His real name is Matthew and this is a picture he hopes the NSA never sees. It was taken by his lover, Giancarlo, on the day they were to be secretly wed in San Francisco.
This was Matthews last day of happiness, for tragically Giancarlo was killed that day, his lack of English dooming him. The other pedestrians stopped when they saw the bus coming ... one even shouted at the blissfully unaware Giancarlo "Stop!! Bus!!!" But it was too late, for just then the bus (tragically driven by a Greek Woman) struck the doomed lover.
Quickly Matthew ran to Giancarlo's crumbled body in matching chartruese tux, "Damn you!!! Damn You Greek Bus Driving Lady!!!" Matthew screamed til he was hoarse. Since that day, women - especially Greek Women - have been in Matthew's sights during his surveillance work.
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 04:53 AM
This is the Blogger Known As GAP Hater. His real name is Tommy. Every night before going to bed, his aged Mother, Gertrude, straps Tommy into his special red suit with hopes he won't be able to get to the computer, much less turn it on.
Some nights Gertrude is successful, but tonight, tired after chasing her mildly retarded and relatively harmless son around during his bi-weekly "ant hunts," it was just too much to be certain that the straps were tight enough to hold him.
She could hear him giggle softly with glee as the velcro slowly made that ripping sound. Shortly afterwards, Gertrude could hear him padding towards the computer room. Her last thought as she drifted into unconsciousness, "They're Liberal .. they'll deal."
Posted by: Willow at May 13, 2006 05:07 AM
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