Lies The Wingnuts Have Told Us.
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The List
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Helen Thomas is old and batty.
Mexicans are taking our jobs.
Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
We do not torture.
There is no global warming.
There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
Howard Dean can't raise money.
John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
George W. Bush is a decider.
John McCain is a straight-shooter.
Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
Democrats do.
The economy is great.
Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
Diebold voting machines are secure.
Fox News is fair and balanced.
Mission accomplished.
Bill Clinton did it too.
No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
George Allen isn't a racist... anymore.
Terry Schiavo wants to live.
Andrea Clark wants to die.
We've turned a corner in Iraq.
There's a war on Christmas.
There's a war on Easter.
There's no civil war in Iraq.
The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from
Africa.
This administration will hold itself accountable.
No one could have anticipated Katrina would hit New Orleans.
No one could have foreseen the failure of FEMA.
Kathleen Blanco never asked for federal help.
Gay couples seek to destroy Marriage.
Moral values voters.
It's a working vacation. I'm working.
George Bush is a war hero.
...and John Kerry isn't.
John Kerry shot himself in the leg to earn his medals.
Hillary Clinton will be the Dem nominee in 2008.
Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down.
Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11.
No one could have anticipated airplanes flying into buildings.
We have removed the Taliban from Afghanistan.
The Iraqis will welcome us with open arms and flowers...
It could take six days, six weeks, I doubt six months.
Pat Tillman was killed by enemy fire.
The insurgency is in its last throes.
The only way to get Zarqawi is to invade Iraq.
We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.
When they stand up, we'll stand down.
Iraqi oil will pay for the war and the reconstruction.
Gas prices are high because of librul environmental regulations.
Drilling the ANWR will lower the price of oil.
Gas prices are high because of taxes.
The 'magic of the marketplace' will solve all problems.
Unemployment numbers have never been so low.
Republicans restored the economy after the shambles left by Clinton.
Clinton/Gore recession.
The economy is booming!
As President, Governor Bush will...pay the debt down to a historically low level.
By far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to the bottom end of the spectrum.
Tax breaks for Hummers is good for the economy.
Tax cuts are super for the middle class.
Tax cuts increase revenue.
The estate tax hurts family farms.
Private Accounts will save Social Security.
Bush will make health insurance affordable for hard-working, low-income families.
Healthy Forests Initiative will help forests.
No Child Left Behind will help all children.
Healthy Skies Initiative will reduce air pollution.
The government is tapping your phone to protect you.
Dissent is unpatriotic.
Valerie Plame is covert and a traitor.
Karl Rove couldn't have done it because he knew he'd get caught.
Patrick Fitzgerald is going to indict Joe Wilson.
Jeff Gannon is a serious journalist.
The media is liberal.
Everything is hunky-dory.
A vote for John Kerry, is a vote for Al Qaeda.
Everyone had the same intelligence.
Iraq is the central front on the war on terrorism.
Those trucks we found in Iraq were mobile biological weapons labs.
We know where they (the WMD) are.
Terri Schiavo is responsive. (Bill Frist on the Senate floor).
I never said she was responsive (Bill Frist, about a week later).
Anyone who leaks information will no longer be part of this administration.
Sex Education causes STDs and increases pregnancy rates.
Terrorists didn't know we could use wiretaps until they read about it in the paper.
I will restore honor and integrity to the White House.
Nothing is more important in a time of war than cutting taxes.
Democrats hate America.
Thousands of tactical errors were surely made in the war against Iraq.
And when I said "thousands" of tactical errors, I was speaking figuratively.
I'm a uniter, not a divider.
Whenever we say 'wiretaps' that means we're going to get a court order.
George Bush was successful businessman.
Posted by: Peace Cat at May 24, 2006 12:01 AM
The List
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Helen Thomas is old and batty.
Mexicans are taking our jobs.
Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
We do not torture.
There is no global warming.
There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
Howard Dean can't raise money.
John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
George W. Bush is a decider.
John McCain is a straight-shooter.
Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
Democrats do.
The economy is great.
Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
Diebold voting machines are secure.
Fox News is fair and balanced.
Mission accomplished.
Bill Clinton did it too.
No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
George Allen isn't a racist... anymore.
Terry Schiavo wants to live.
Andrea Clark wants to die.
We've turned a corner in Iraq.
There's a war on Christmas.
There's a war on Easter.
There's no civil war in Iraq.
The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from
Africa.
This administration will hold itself accountable.
No one could have anticipated Katrina would hit New Orleans.
No one could have foreseen the failure of FEMA.
Kathleen Blanco never asked for federal help.
Gay couples seek to destroy Marriage.
Moral values voters.
It's a working vacation. I'm working.
George Bush is a war hero.
...and John Kerry isn't.
John Kerry shot himself in the leg to earn his medals.
Hillary Clinton will be the Dem nominee in 2008.
Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down.
Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11.
No one could have anticipated airplanes flying into buildings.
We have removed the Taliban from Afghanistan.
The Iraqis will welcome us with open arms and flowers...
It could take six days, six weeks, I doubt six months.
Pat Tillman was killed by enemy fire.
The insurgency is in its last throes.
The only way to get Zarqawi is to invade Iraq.
We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.
When they stand up, we'll stand down.
Iraqi oil will pay for the war and the reconstruction.
Gas prices are high because of librul environmental regulations.
Drilling the ANWR will lower the price of oil.
Gas prices are high because of taxes.
The 'magic of the marketplace' will solve all problems.
Unemployment numbers have never been so low.
Republicans restored the economy after the shambles left by Clinton.
Clinton/Gore recession.
The economy is booming!
As President, Governor Bush will...pay the debt down to a historically low level.
By far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to the bottom end of the spectrum.
Tax breaks for Hummers is good for the economy.
Tax cuts are super for the middle class.
Tax cuts increase revenue.
The estate tax hurts family farms.
Private Accounts will save Social Security.
Bush will make health insurance affordable for hard-working, low-income families.
Healthy Forests Initiative will help forests.
No Child Left Behind will help all children.
Healthy Skies Initiative will reduce air pollution.
The government is tapping your phone to protect you.
Dissent is unpatriotic.
Valerie Plame is covert and a traitor.
Karl Rove couldn't have done it because he knew he'd get caught.
Patrick Fitzgerald is going to indict Joe Wilson.
Jeff Gannon is a serious journalist.
The media is liberal.
Everything is hunky-dory.
A vote for John Kerry, is a vote for Al Qaeda.
Everyone had the same intelligence.
Iraq is the central front on the war on terrorism.
Those trucks we found in Iraq were mobile biological weapons labs.
We know where they (the WMD) are.
Terri Schiavo is responsive. (Bill Frist on the Senate floor).
I never said she was responsive (Bill Frist, about a week later).
Anyone who leaks information will no longer be part of this administration.
Sex Education causes STDs and increases pregnancy rates.
Terrorists didn't know we could use wiretaps until they read about it in the paper.
I will restore honor and integrity to the White House.
Nothing is more important in a time of war than cutting taxes.
Democrats hate America.
Thousands of tactical errors were surely made in the war against Iraq.
And when I said "thousands" of tactical errors, I was speaking figuratively.
I'm a uniter, not a divider.
Whenever we say 'wiretaps' that means we're going to get a court order.
George Bush was successful businessman.
Posted by: Peace Cat at May 24, 2006 12:01 AM
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